Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary…
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
Top 10 Bumper Stickers!
1…Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap.2…If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your...
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
Purchasing mailing lists
|With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it’s little wonder that marketers...
Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...