Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop…
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting...
The stir of the town!
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
A Hot Day
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...