Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.