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Besides ,I Love You
Besides “I love you”, what three words does a wife want to hear most?”I’ll...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
Girlfriend Upgrades
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A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
Blondes change a lightbulb
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Here Moosey Moosey.
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally they came up with...