What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office…
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
More of the world’s shortest books!
A new list of the “World’s Shortest Books”:STAYING HAPPILY MARRIED-by Elizabeth TaylorBEAUTY SECRETS-by Janet...
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...