Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
Two men walked into a bar
|Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
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Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Managed Friendship Plan
Managed Friendship PlanWelcome to Managed Friendship, a whole new way of thinking about friends...