Why bikes are better than women!
1. Bicycles don’t pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3....
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
A Brief History Of Medicine
A short history of medicine: I have an earache. 2000 B.C. – Here, eat...
Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...
One for dirty minds!
The Gutter-Mind Test!1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means...