Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...
Mental Health Patient
It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
Much Improved
A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so...
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...