Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Blonde in a Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front...