Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...
A logical question
If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
The 2000 Darwin awards!
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Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
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The Tyson one-liners
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Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...