Real news headlines 03
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90 percent....
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy...
Detective report
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese...
Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...