Company buzz words
|New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90′s Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing...
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
Give 100% at Work
Always give 100% at work…….12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...