Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...