You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
A woman’s random thoughts!
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Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
International Travellers Bloopers
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Like Bowling Ball
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seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Be A Smoker!
Good News To All SmokersThe International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to...
Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...