What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
Looking For Anya
After WWII, two Poles returned to their destroyed village to locate the first one’s...
The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...