Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Blonde joke
There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African...
This woman goes into a dentist’s office…
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...