Kentucky Kid
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OLD NEVER DIES 14
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A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
Any married man should forget his mistakes…
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Having Affairs
Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he...
Less Common Latin Phrases
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Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!