Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Just one wish.
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...