Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
Macho Man
What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can’t get it...
Addicted to Internet Porn
Signs Your Partner is – During foreplay, he’s always double-clicking your G-spot. – His...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...