These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
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Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
The Y2K Blonde!
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Marriage Secrets…
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Top 10 rejection lines
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The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
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Camping with Sherlock Holmes
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A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.