Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
What is the difference between men and women?
What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy...
Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
Cockroach killing
my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my...
Jewish Dog Does Tricks
A man walks into a shul with a dog. The shammas comes up to...