Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
Off to Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist…
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder....
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
Almost no diffenrence
“What’s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine,” the society...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...