Animals Q & A
|Q: Diner: I can’t eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It’s no use....
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
$10 000 For a Kiss
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house...
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Signs and notices 01
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!