A good chess player
|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...