Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Fear of bombs on planes
|Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all...
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!