On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
What did Michael Jackson say when his cock…
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...