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The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
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Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
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A way to save your marriage
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Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
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Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
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The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
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A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...