There was just a dog fight
|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Cocky Gunslinger
It’s 1880, the decade of gunslingers and gentlemen. This is a story of one...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...