Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
Real classified ads 01
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....
Stick insects!
|What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!
Slow golfers are ahead of us
|Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch....
A trip to Pittsburg.
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg....
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!