Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...
One day an older fella was in for a checkup…
One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor...
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
Office Inspirational Posters
Top 20 Sayings We’d Like To See On Those Office Inspirational Posters:1. Rome did...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...