Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
The guide to women
|A MAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING: I JUST NEED SOME...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Try to spell that name
|A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...