What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
Biology Class
Biology Class In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels...
She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...