Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Mr.Richman has 3daughters…
Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody...
You know you are a teacher if…
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...