Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution…
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...