The customs of an Irishman
|An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and...
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
What costume?
A black couple we’re invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide...
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!