What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Her father was very angry when he heard that his…
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had...
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel…
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...