Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans....
Illiterate?
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I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...