Newest ATM machines
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Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
The Wish…..
There was this boy that lived with his mother.One night the boy woke up...
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...