Stupid Insults 21/31
Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
Public announcements
Public service announcements around the world. USA: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.