Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
Understanding Your Paycheck
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Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
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Tough Stuff!
A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...