Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
irish … light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold...
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I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.There’s too much blood...
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
What is the difference?
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Another Clinton Joke…
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A:...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...