Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh…
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.