Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
Clinton Q -n A’s!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order...
The College Food Chain
The College Food Chain THE DEANLeaps tall buildings in a single boundIs more powerful...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...