Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
Bottle of Evian water?
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A:...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Honor
On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make...
Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...