Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders…
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...
Martha Stewart vs Me
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Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
OLD never dies
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Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...