Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
New Chemical Element Discovered
New Chemical Element Discovered The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered byinvestigators...
Sexercises
An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went...
Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Different Treatment
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks...
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...