Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
Number One Sport
A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...