Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Dr. Seuss Episode of ER
IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER – -Kerry: Now Mark, I think...
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...
Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...