Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
The Signalman’s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
The Yuppette had risen to executive level…
The Yuppette had risen to executive level in the company in no time at...
The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
You know what that little red dot means in the middle…
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian...