Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
The Recruits
Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for...
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Why is the section of body between a womans…
Q. Why is the section of body between a womans breasts and her croutch...
Convince these students
|An Army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....